Jenny Craig. Nutrisystem. Weight Watchers. Really, I couldn’t tell you which ones are diets that work and ones that don’t, I have never, in my life had to worry about being on a diet. Well, until now. And all I do is think about it. I don’t actually ACT on it. I mean really, it is 10am, I am drinking a coke and eating pieces of bread right out of the bag. This is not a good sign.